An illustrated guide to the hormonally unexplainable
Nobody warned you about this part, either.
The Fine Print Collection
The Fine Print on Perimenopause
A witty, painfully relatable look at what happens when your hormones decide to operate without adult supervision.
Buy on Amazon(opens in a new tab)01 / The premise
Apparently,
there was
fine print.
One day you're functioning like a reasonably normal human. The next, you're forgetting words, waking up at 3 a.m., and contemplating divorce from a spouse you don't even have.
Your body has entered a new phase. Nobody consulted you. And apparently, there are about a hundred ways it can make that known.
Consider this the fine print your hormones conveniently forgot to mention.
02 / Inside the book
Uncomfortably
familiar.
Hot flashes. Brain fog. Mysterious aches. An inexplicable desire to be left completely alone. Painfully relatable. Beautifully illustrated. A collection of the bizarre, frustrating, and occasionally unbelievable realities of perimenopause. Because sometimes the only reasonable response is to laugh.
Memory Lapses
You walk into a room and immediately forget why you're there.
You look around for clues.
Nothing.
You go back to where you started, hoping to retrace your thoughts.
Suddenly, you remember!
You head back to the room, and halfway there…
It's gone again.
At this point, you're considering leaving yourself a trail of breadcrumbs.
Loss of Motivation
You woke up with plans. Big plans.
Things to accomplish. Goals to achieve. A world to conquer.
Then the couch made a very convincing counteroffer.
Negotiations were brief.
More than just a good laugh
Because Your Symptoms Deserve More Than a Guess.
Brain fog, joint pain, itchy ears, sleep disturbances, and a surprisingly long list of other changes. How are you supposed to remember them all when you finally get to your doctor's appointment?
That's why The Fine Print on Perimenopause includes a comprehensive, reusable perimenopause symptom checklist covering approximately 170 symptoms and related health concerns across 13 organized categories.
Designed to be photocopied and used at every appointment, the checklist helps readers recognize symptoms, track changes, and have more informed conversations with their healthcare providers.
Check it. Copy it. Bring it. Repeat.
The complete checklist is available exclusively inside the book.
A very thoughtful way to say:
“So THAT'S what the hell is happening.”
03 / Give the gift of recognition
For anyone who's wondered if they're losing their mind.
A funny, reassuringly relatable gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, or anyone discovering that perimenopause apparently comes with more symptoms than the entire pharmaceutical industry.
Buy on Amazon(opens in a new tab)The bigger picture
The Fine Print
Collection
Life comes with plenty of surprises. Unfortunately, nobody bothered to include the fine print.
A series of witty, illustrated books celebrating everyday absurdities and all the things nobody thought to warn us about.
Your hormones are changing.
Your sense of humor doesn't have to.
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